"Hello everybody,
We're not available right now but we'll be back soon to bombard with our beloved plutonium bombs the Balkans (just like Yugoslavia). We 're sure that international institutions like the Nobel Foundation are going to appreciate our efforts and nominate our vice president for a Nobel Peace Prize. Hollywood "philanthropists" are going to "spin" him/her into a Saint in the Pantheon of "Ecology". Thank you for your call, all you stupid idiots of the AmericanHellenic descent fighting each other in Astoria and NYC, who don't seem to grasp that soon or later your "beloved" country is going to be History..."
Many thanx for being so (a-)pathetic and helping us materialize our master plan.
With lots of love from our political graveyard,
Bill and Hillary"
(Message from a Democratic superdelegate's answering machine).